Friday, January 20, 2006

Dick Cheney may be the biggest liar in the history of American politics.

Every single time this guy opens his mouth with his solemn uber-serious tone, the media treats him like he's wise grandpa straightening us all up.

Every single time this guy opens his mouth, a bald-faced lie pours out: Iraq WMD, Iraq Intelligence, BinLaden-Hussien Connections, Energy Meetings, Halliburton, Progress/Regress in post-invasion Iraq, the state of the economy.

He even lies about lying:
http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/archives/individual/2004_10/004860.php

Now he's completely bullshitting about FISA violations/Domestic Spying.

This is a guy with four heart attacks, and knows he'll be dead of heart failure in under ten years. He's raping the country behind the scenes for his own gain. He works in a completely different building that the White House so there won't be any tapes or records of what he did. That's probably why Bush stays in Crawford too. Kind of like the US insisting they import all the building materials when they built their embassy in the USSR, so the Russkies couldn't plant bugs in the walls.

So basically, the republican leadership is assfucking America right and left, and then goes out on the campaign trail so their deluded radical Christian followers to suck off their shit-covered dicks. While some may consider that an obscene, pointlessly vitriolic portrait, I'd consider it far less obscene that what's really going on.

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